Funny Friendship Quotes

Funny Friendship Quotes: Share With Your Funny One.

Everybody has one friend who is Mr/Miss funny bone in the group. And we always search some Unique Funny Friendship Quotes for quote him or her. That’s why today we are coming with some awesome and funny quotes that you can share with that idiot. so let’s begin…

Funny Friendship Quotes

A friend of mine said onions are the only food that could make you cry. That was before I hit him in the face with a watermelon.

“I don’t like to commit myself about heaven and hell – you see, I have friends in both places”

“A smile is a sign of joy, a hug is a sign of love, a laugh is a sign of happiness and a friend like me… well… that’s a sign of good taste”

“We are best friends. Always remember that when you fall, I’ll pick you up, after I finish laughing”

“I would like to invite you to stop inviting me to Like your page on Facebook”

You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket… I’d miss you heaps and think of you often.

“Roses are red Facebook is blue…No mutual friends, who the hell are you?”

“We all have that one friend who acts innocent but understands all the dirty jokes”

“A good friend will help you move, a best friend will help you move a dead body”

“Don’t fear the enemy who attacks you .. Fear the fake friend who hugs you”

When I see a stupid post from a FB friend, I’m relieved that I didn’t get to know them better.

“You’re so two-faced, I’m not sure which one to slap first”

“I never let my friends do stupid things… without me!”

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